Royal College of Alternative Medicine | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | International Press Office

Now that the Long-Awaited Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation has finally arrived , RCAM is exceedingly pleased to announce the Introduction of a (Recession-Proof) 'No Frills' Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) , which is ethically targeted at those Alternative Medicine Professionals who are currently not in a position to afford Fellowship of RCAM (and the Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation).

The 7 Key Benefits of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)

* An Official RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) ID Card

* Ethical Access to the RCAM LinkedIn Group Networking Forum

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Fellowship and other Designation (Upgrade) Fees

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Conferences and Training Initiatives

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Seminars and Wellness Consultations

* Unlimited RCAM Income Generation Opportunities

* (Life-Long) RCAM Continuing Professional Mentorship


Please carefully note that :

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are not entitled to represent themselves as Fellows of RCAM.

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are also not entitled to use the Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation or the RCAM Fellowship Suffix Designation .

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) will not receive any Formal RCAM Certificate ; as their ID Card appropriately confirms their Status


To ethically reward those who are currently Active Participants of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Networking Group , the following Sliding Scale Fee Structure will be in operation for Subcribers to the Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP).


*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 26th of October 2008 and the 31st of October 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €299 ( Two Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of November 2008 and the 31st of December 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €499 ( Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2009 and the 31st of December 2009 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €999 ( Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2010 and the 31st of December 2010 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1499 ( One Thousand, Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2011 and the 31st of December 2011 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1999 ( One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )


How to make your RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) Payment :

* First Join the RCAM LinkedIn Network (Click Here)

* Make sure that you fully complete your LinkedIn Profile and upload a Clear Photograph (which will be used for your RCAM ID Card).

*After completing your Linkedin Profile , please Kindly Click Here to send us an online message , making sure that you state that you belong to our RCAM LinkedIn Network - so that you can additionally obtain your 5% (Five Percent) Discount !

*You will then be emailed an Electronic Invoice , after we have checked your LinkedIn Profile via our LinkedIn Group.

*You must ensure that you settle your Invoice Immediately to avoid Late Payment Fees.

*Your RCAM ID Card should then arrive within 6 Weeks of Payment.

Do not hesitate to Contact RCAM Directly , if ever you have any further Queries.

Thank You.

RCAM International Press Office.

*INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE ::: FOR IMMEDIATE GLOBAL SYNDICATION


It is publicly announced that the Distinguished RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has , (with immediate effect) , formally postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.

Further details will be arriving shortly.


*END OF SYNDICATED PRESS RELEASE :::::::::::::::::::::::::

Re : Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation

I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the (long-awaited) Brand New Alternative Professional Prefix Title Designation is now officially available for Lifelong Subscription.

For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not (in any way) be considered for this Landmark International Prefix ; until they have comprehensively completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

It is therefore fundamentally imperative that all Potential Applicants for the Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation , urgently complete their RCAM Fellowship Applications without any further delay ; as we will soon be substantially increasing the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee , to appropriately reflect (both) it's Limitless Professional Value plus it's Ultimate Commercial Utility.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM (Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer

Royal College of Alternative Medicine

To Whom It May Concern :

* I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Arrant Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing.

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

We are exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that RCAM is currently hosting an International Alternative Medicine Debate.

All Interested Participants ahould please kindly Click Here to visit the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Online Discussion Forum .

Thank You.

RCAM Publicity Unit.

Thanks to the worsening Global Economic Crisis and Fiscal Recession , it is hereby confirmed that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to temporarily accept Instalmental Payment Options from those RCAM Fellowship Applicants who are facing Severe Financial Hardship.

All Affected Applicants should please kindly contact RCAM , for further details.

Thank You.

RCAM Publicity Unit.