Self Care with Professor Obi - 2009 Edition

RCAM is exceeding pleased to announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate download.

All interested readers should please kindly visit www.lulu.com/obi for further information.

Thank You.

RCAM Alternative Medicine College To Introduce New Professional Title For Alternative Medicine Doctors

A Brand New Professional Designation for Alternative Medicine Doctors will globally be available with effect from Easter 2009.

Those interested in acquiring such a Title should expediently visit RCAM to duly process their RCAM Fellowship Status.

This Exclusive Professional Designation will initially be reserved (free of charge) for those Alternative Medicine Doctors who are already Fellows of Good Standing with RCAM.

Please be advised that , with effect from Easter 2010 , any Prospective Candidate for the said Designation must have been Fellow of Good Standing with RCAM for at least 2 (Two) Years - and might also be compulsorily required to attend a Face-to-Face Interview in either Europe , Asia , Africa or the USA.

A Substantial Discretionary Fee will also apply (in addition to the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee) ; for those wishing to present themselves anytime after Easter 2010.

Alternative Medicine College RCAM To Endorse Own Range Of Clinical Products

Royal College of Alternative Medicine has just concluded preliminary discussions relating to the marketing of it's very own range of Healthcare Products , thus making it the very first Evidence Based Alternative Medicine College to formidably enter the Endorsements Market on an Unprecedented International Scale.

It is humbly envisaged that the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Trademark will also be ethically appearing on a wide range of Electronic Wellness Goods and Software ; sometime before the end of the year.

All interested Global Entrepreneurs should kindly contact the RCAM CEO via the RCAM International Press Office.

Alternative Medicine College RCAM Heads For Second Straight Year Of Commercial Profit

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is now set to surpass last year's profit by a relatively comfortable margin.

Speaking during an Alternative Medicine Seminar in Belfast on his return from an extended Mediterranean Holiday , the Distinguished RCAM Provost, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically stated:

" The current strategy of RCAM to totally outsource all of it's operations is now beginning to pay off - and we will continue to hire out office space on an hourly basis irrespective of whether the Irish Independent Newspaper falsely claims that we do not exist or not.

Last Year (despite every grotesquely racist attack on us), Royal College of Alternative Medicine defiantly reached Commercial Profitability and proudly paid Proportionately Substantial Corporate Taxes to Irish Government Coffers - and by the supreme grace of God we are hopefully set to double our humble profits this year , before ethically moving our precious income streams to an exceedingly gracious offshore jurisdiction , just like Mr Anthony O'Reilly , the infallible owner of the Irish Independent Media Group.

That being said , our Baseline Carbon Footprint and Green House Gas Emissions are almost negligible, thus making RCAM one of the most environmentally friendly professional organizations on the Planet ".

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) to become an Offshore Organization

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) has officially commenced various logistics which would lawfully see it being transformed into an International Offshore Trust Entity.

This will effectively thus see all RCAM Applications and Payments being processed centrally in an International Offshore Jurisdiction.

As a result of this exceedingly momentous change, RCAM has technically moved it's Dublin Operations from it's Former Address at College Green to a slightly smaller state-of-the-art facility not too far away from the Irish Parliament and Government Buildings.

RCAM would like to use this warm opportunity to profusely thank our Former Business Associates at College Green for all of their wonderful help.

A Full Press Statement outlining everything in profound detail will be made on the 31st of May 2008 , on which date the official RCAM website will also be duly updated too.

Thank You and Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer

Royal College of Alternative Medicine.