Alternative Medicine College RCAM Heads For Second Straight Year Of Commercial Profit

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is now set to surpass last year's profit by a relatively comfortable margin.

Speaking during an Alternative Medicine Seminar in Belfast on his return from an extended Mediterranean Holiday , the Distinguished RCAM Provost, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically stated:

" The current strategy of RCAM to totally outsource all of it's operations is now beginning to pay off - and we will continue to hire out office space on an hourly basis irrespective of whether the Irish Independent Newspaper falsely claims that we do not exist or not.

Last Year (despite every grotesquely racist attack on us), Royal College of Alternative Medicine defiantly reached Commercial Profitability and proudly paid Proportionately Substantial Corporate Taxes to Irish Government Coffers - and by the supreme grace of God we are hopefully set to double our humble profits this year , before ethically moving our precious income streams to an exceedingly gracious offshore jurisdiction , just like Mr Anthony O'Reilly , the infallible owner of the Irish Independent Media Group.

That being said , our Baseline Carbon Footprint and Green House Gas Emissions are almost negligible, thus making RCAM one of the most environmentally friendly professional organizations on the Planet ".