It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is now set to surpass last year's profit by a relatively comfortable margin.
Speaking during an Alternative Medicine Seminar in Belfast on his return from an extended Mediterranean Holiday , the Distinguished RCAM Provost, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically stated:
" The current strategy of RCAM to totally outsource all of it's operations is now beginning to pay off - and we will continue to hire out office space on an hourly basis irrespective of whether some Naughty Newspapers still seem to be wondering whether we actually exist or not.
Last Year (despite every grotesquely racist attack on us), Royal College of Alternative Medicine defiantly reached Commercial Profitability and proudly paid Proportionately Substantial Corporate Taxes to Government Coffers - and by the supreme grace of God we are hopefully set to double our humble profits this year , before ethically moving our precious income streams to an exceedingly gracious offshore jurisdiction , just like Mr Anthony O'Reilly , the infallible owner of the Independent Newspaper Publishing Group.
That being said , our Baseline Carbon Footprint and Green House Gas Emissions are almost negligible, thus making RCAM one of the most environmentally friendly professional organizations on the Planet ".
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STATUTORY LICENSING REQUIREMENTS FOR ANNUAL RECURRING LICENSURE AND ANNUAL REGISTRATION FEES ; WITH THE MEDICAL LICENSING COUNCIL (EFFECTIVE 01.01.2019)
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* An Approved Medical Degree , (Lawfully Obtained from Anywhere in the World) , which is duly recognized by the Medical Licensing Council
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* The RCAM Triple Doctorate Degree ; which is Fully Accredited by the Government of Biafra
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* A Special Medical License , directly issued by the Government of Biafra , which has competently been held for an Aggregate Period of Not Less than 12 Consecutive Months.
PLUS AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING ADDITIONAL QUALIFICATIONS (WHICH ARE FULLY ACCREDITED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF BIAFRA) :
* An Examination Score of at least 70% (Seventy Percent) in the MLC Entrance Examination (MLCEE).
* A Certificate of Completion of Training from the Director of the MLC Telemedicine Programme.
* IDPO Specialist Accreditation (FACS)
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