Royal College of Alternative Medicine

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) | Important Public Notice | Official Websites Update

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The Official RCAM (HQ) Website Address is www.RoyalCAM.org

The Official RCAM Press Office Address is www.Commissioner.co.uk

The Official Alternative Medicine Campaign Website Address is www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk.

The Official MLC Address is www.MedLC.org

After our Highly Successful Campaign in the UK , we discarded over 20 of the other Websites which were No Longer of any use to us.

Please also note that further to the raft of Incoming European Union Directives , it is hereby confirmed that the Alternative Medicine Campaign ,RCAM and the MLC are now effectively part of the International Clinical Movement for the Advancement of Preventive Medicine.

All European Holders of the DR(AM) Designation will now potentially be eligible to apply for Statutory Registration , via an exclusive arrangement with a Full Member State of the European Union.

As a result of this merger ; all DR(AM) Candidates will henceforth have to spend 3 Lunar Months (12 Weeks) Professionally working under the Direct Supervision of a Statutorily Registered (Fully Licensed) Medical Doctor.

Additional Information will be publicly released in due course.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Alternative Medicine College RCAM Heads For Second Straight Year Of Commercial Profit

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is now set to surpass last year's profit by a relatively comfortable margin.

Speaking during an Alternative Medicine Seminar in Belfast on his return from an extended Mediterranean Holiday , the Distinguished RCAM Provost, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically stated:

" The current strategy of RCAM to totally outsource all of it's operations is now beginning to pay off - and we will continue to hire out office space on an hourly basis irrespective of whether some Naughty Newspapers still seem to be wondering whether we actually exist or not.

Last Year (despite every grotesquely racist attack on us), Royal College of Alternative Medicine defiantly reached Commercial Profitability and proudly paid Proportionately Substantial Corporate Taxes to Government Coffers - and by the supreme grace of God we are hopefully set to double our humble profits this year , before ethically moving our precious income streams to an exceedingly gracious offshore jurisdiction , just like Mr Anthony O'Reilly , the infallible owner of the Independent Newspaper Publishing Group.

That being said , our Baseline Carbon Footprint and Green House Gas Emissions are almost negligible, thus making RCAM one of the most environmentally friendly professional organizations on the Planet ".

Important Notice About RCAM Websites

*Kindly Remember to Fully Update your Bookmarks and Weblinks.

The Official RCAM (HQ) Website Address is www.RoyalCAM.org

The Official RCAM Press Office Address is www.Commissioner.co.uk

The Official Alternative Medicine Campaign Website Address is www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk.

The Official MLC Address is www.MedLC.org

After our Highly Successful Campaign in the UK , we discarded over 20 of the other Websites which were No Longer of any use to us.

Please also note that further to the raft of Incoming European Union Directives , it is hereby confirmed that the Alternative Medicine Campaign ,RCAM and the MLC are now effectively part of the International Clinical Movement for the Advancement of Preventive Medicine.

All European Holders of the DR(AM) Designation will now potentially be eligible to apply for Statutory Registration , via an exclusive arrangement with a Full Member State of the European Union.

As a result of this merger ; all DR(AM) Candidates will henceforth have to spend 3 Lunar Months (12 Weeks) Professionally working under the Direct Supervision of a Statutorily Registered (Fully Licensed) Medical Doctor.

Additional Information will be publicly released in due course.