Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ 40th Birthday Party ¦ Music Video Archive ¦ Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey - When You Believe !
Alternative Medicine College ¦ Save US$7000 With RCAM ! ¦ Provost Joseph Chikelue Obi 40th Birthday Celebrations
Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly pleased to confirm that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of the Most Distinguished RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will eclectically commence on the 24th of December 2008 and end on the 24th of December 2009.
All those who fully sign up to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme before the 31st of December 2008 will receive a €5000 ( Five Thousand Euros or approximately US$7000 ) Reduction in their RCAM Fellowship Fee.
This offer expires at 12 Midnight GMT on the 31st of December 2008; and is only available to Members of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.
Thank You.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ RCAM Speaking Tour ¦ UK 2009
January 2009 : London
February 2009 : Birmingham
March 2009 : Manchester
April 2009 : Aberdeen
May 2009 : Brighton
June 2009 : Durham
July 2009 : Liverpool
August 2009 : Cardiff
September 2009 : Southampton
October 2009 : Newcastle
November 2009 : Glasgow
December 2009 : Belfast
Further details are available upon formal written request.
This schedule does not include International Appointments (which are due to be announced later).
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ RCAM Provost ¦ 40th Birthday Celebrations
Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly pleased to announce that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of the Most Distinguished RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will eclectically commence on the 24th of December 2008 and end on the 24th of December 2009.
RCAM will be ethically celebrating the 40th Birthday of Professor Obi with various Professional Initiatives ; which will be totally exclusive to those who sign up for the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.
Please kindly visit the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme; for further details.
Thank You.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
DR(AM) ¦ The Alternative Medicine Professional Prefix Title Designation *
I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the Brand New Alternative Professional Prefix Title Designation is : DR(AM)
The DR(AM) Prefix is currently exclusively available to those who are Fellows of RCAM.
RCAM Fellowship Fees will be substantially increasing on the 1st of January 2009 ; to ethically reflect the highly gracious utility thereof.
Thank You.
Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM (Dublin)
Provost and Chief Executive Officer
Royal College of Alternative Medicine
Saturday, October 25, 2008
RCAM Introduces 'No Frills' Professional Empowerment Programme
The 7 Key Benefits of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)
* An Official RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) ID Card
* Ethical Access to the RCAM LinkedIn Group Networking Forum
* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Fellowship and other Designation (Upgrade) Fees
* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Conferences and Training Initiatives
* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Seminars and Wellness Consultations
* Unlimited RCAM Income Generation Opportunities
* (Life-Long) RCAM Continuing Professional Mentorship
Please carefully note that :
* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are not entitled to represent themselves as Fellows of RCAM.
* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are also not entitled to use the Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation or the RCAM Fellowship Suffix Designation .
* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) will not receive any Formal RCAM Certificate ; as their ID Card appropriately confirms their Status
To ethically reward those who are currently Active Participants of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Networking Group , the following Sliding Scale Fee Structure will be in operation for Subcribers to the Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP).
*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 26th of October 2008 and the 31st of October 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €299 ( Two Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )
*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of November 2008 and the 31st of December 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €499 ( Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )
*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2009 and the 31st of December 2009 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €999 ( Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )
*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2010 and the 31st of December 2010 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1499 ( One Thousand, Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )
*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2011 and the 31st of December 2011 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1999 ( One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )
How to make your RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) Payment :
* First Join the RCAM LinkedIn Network (Click Here)
* Make sure that you fully complete your LinkedIn Profile and upload a Clear Photograph (which will be used for your RCAM ID Card).
*After completing your Linkedin Profile , please Kindly Click Here to send us an online message , making sure that you state that you belong to our RCAM LinkedIn Network - so that you can additionally obtain your 5% (Five Percent) Discount !
*You will then be emailed an Electronic Invoice , after we have checked your LinkedIn Profile via our LinkedIn Group.
*You must ensure that you settle your Invoice Immediately to avoid Late Payment Fees.
*Your RCAM ID Card should then arrive within 6 Weeks of Payment.
Do not hesitate to Contact RCAM Directly , if ever you have any further Queries.
Thank You.
RCAM International Press Office.
RCAM CEO Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi postpones his Part-Time LLD Study Course after hundreds of Enquiries about the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Title !
It is publicly announced that the Distinguished RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has , (with immediate effect) , formally postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).
This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.
Further details will be arriving shortly.
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Thursday, October 23, 2008
RCAM CEO Joseph Chikelue Obi : " The Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Has Finally Arrived "
I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the (long-awaited) Brand New Alternative Professional Prefix Title Designation is now officially available for Lifelong Subscription.
For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.
Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not (in any way) be considered for this Landmark International Prefix ; until they have comprehensively completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.
It is therefore fundamentally imperative that all Potential Applicants for the Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation , urgently complete their RCAM Fellowship Applications without any further delay ; as we will soon be substantially increasing the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee , to appropriately reflect (both) it's Limitless Professional Value plus it's Ultimate Commercial Utility.
Thank You.
Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM (Dublin)
Provost and Chief Executive Officer
Royal College of Alternative Medicine
Saturday, October 18, 2008
RCAM CEO Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically denies dying in Monaco . . .
* I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .
This is Totally Erroneous Arrant Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.
I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.
The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing.
Best Wishes,
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
RCAM Convenes Online Alternative Medicine Debate
All Interested Participants ahould please kindly Click Here to visit the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Online Discussion Forum .
Thank You.
RCAM Publicity Unit.
RCAM Launches FRCAM(Dublin) Fellowship Payment Plan
All Affected Applicants should please kindly contact RCAM , for further details.
Thank You.
RCAM Publicity Unit.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
RCAM CEO Joseph Chikelue Obi appointed to Top International Post . . .
It is announced that the Distinguished Royal College of Alternative Medicine Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin), has officially agreed to serve as the first ever Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission.
The MLC Appointment will not affect his current RCAM Role.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
RCAM Alternative Medicine College Fellowship : 4th Anniversary Awards - August 2008
Royal College of Alternative Medicine is celebrating it's Fourth Corporate Anniversary by awarding 400 ( Four Hundred ) International RCAM Fellowship Candidates a 40% (Fourty Percent) Reduction in their RCAM Fellowship Fee.
To qualify for this Fourth Anniversary Reduction , all interested International Applicants must fully complete all of of their appropriate RCAM Fellowship Appraisal Formalities before 8 am (GMT) on the 8th of August 2008.
Thank You.
Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) - 4th Anniversary Prayer (August 2008)
May Our Good Great God bountifully continue to grant RCAM the perpetual professional serenity to humbly accept those things which it cannot change ; the fiery moral courage to eclectically change all the things that it possibly can ; and the profound regulatory wisdom to fundamentally decipher the difference.
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin)
The Most Distinguished Provost , Royal College of Alternative Medicine .
Monday, May 19, 2008
Self Care with Professor Obi - 2009 Edition
All interested readers should please kindly visit www.lulu.com/spotlight/obi for further information.
Thank You.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
RCAM Alternative Medicine College To Introduce New Professional Title For Alternative Medicine Doctors
Those interested in acquiring such a Title should expediently visit RCAM to duly process their RCAM Fellowship Status.
This Exclusive Professional Designation will initially be reserved (free of charge) for those Alternative Medicine Doctors who are already Fellows of Good Standing with RCAM.
Please be advised that , with effect from Easter 2010 , any Prospective Candidate for the said Designation must have been Fellow of Good Standing with RCAM for at least 2 (Two) Years - and might also be compulsorily required to attend a Face-to-Face Interview in either Europe , Asia , Africa or the USA.
A Substantial Discretionary Fee will also apply (in addition to the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee) ; for those wishing to present themselves anytime after Easter 2010.
Alternative Medicine College RCAM To Endorse Own Range Of Clinical Products
It is humbly envisaged that the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Trademark will also be ethically appearing on a wide range of Electronic Wellness Goods and Software ; sometime before the end of the year.
All interested Global Entrepreneurs should kindly contact the RCAM CEO via the RCAM International Press Office.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Alternative Medicine College RCAM Heads For Second Straight Year Of Commercial Profit
Speaking during an Alternative Medicine Seminar in Belfast on his return from an extended Mediterranean Holiday , the Distinguished RCAM Provost, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically stated:
" The current strategy of RCAM to totally outsource all of it's operations is now beginning to pay off - and we will continue to hire out office space on an hourly basis irrespective of whether some Naughty Newspapers still seem to be wondering whether we actually exist or not.
Last Year (despite every grotesquely racist attack on us), Royal College of Alternative Medicine defiantly reached Commercial Profitability and proudly paid Proportionately Substantial Corporate Taxes to Government Coffers - and by the supreme grace of God we are hopefully set to double our humble profits this year , before ethically moving our precious income streams to an exceedingly gracious offshore jurisdiction , just like Mr Anthony O'Reilly , the infallible owner of the Independent Newspaper Publishing Group.
That being said , our Baseline Carbon Footprint and Green House Gas Emissions are almost negligible, thus making RCAM one of the most environmentally friendly professional organizations on the Planet ".
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) to become an Offshore Organization
It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) has officially commenced various logistics which would lawfully see it being transformed into an International Offshore Trust Entity.
This will effectively thus see all RCAM Applications and Payments being processed centrally in an International Offshore Jurisdiction.
RCAM would like to use this warm opportunity to profusely thank our Former Business Associates for all of their wonderful help.
Best Wishes,
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)
Provost and Chief Executive Officer
Royal College of Alternative Medicine.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Royal College of Alternative Medicine - Press Statement
"Over the past few years , RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) has quietly had to ethically tolerate more than it's own fair share of wantonly unsubstantiated highly defamatory material liberally disseminated about it.
It is also very important to note that (despite RCAM's consistent vindication in every single area of such frivolous reports), absolutely none of these Media Outlets has morally found it appropriate to issue either public retractions or private apologies as soon as it miraculously dawned upon them that they had made the biggest goofs (not scoops) of the respective years in question.
RCAM would therefore like to publicly appeal to all Media Organizations to ethically realize that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is both a Statutorily Registered Trademark and a Legally Registered Entity. The FRCAM (Dublin) designation is also fully protected by Statute.
Should any Media Organization have any queries whatsoever about RCAM, then the best way to send them to us before publication is via our online Contact Form (available 24 hours a day at www.ClinicalSchool.org ), which also enables us to keep a permanent lawful record of such noble enquiries.
The Media is also hereby alerted of a certain class of Clientelle who seem to be exceedingly eager to sell utterly grandiose stories to the Global Press , rather than settle their outstanding debts and invoices. The Media must diligently ask for such RCAM e-mails directly from their Reliable Sources, and also be 100% sure of what they intend to publish , before they go ahead and publish it . The same goes for Search Engines too.
Although RCAM has temporarily overlooked such a serious avalanche of defamatory offences against us up till now , we still strongly reserve the right to fiscally hold all of the various Media Organizations themselves fully liable for their actions ; as we have now come to the extremely wise conclusion that these Media Outlets are in a far better position to promptly pay us appropriate compensation for any untoward besmirchment thereof ".
Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)
RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is an Officially Registered , IDPO Partnered , Independent, Regulatory, Training and Empowerment Body for Qualified Wellness Consultants and their Associates from all over the world ; which solely aims to Protect the Public ; by raising Ethical Awareness ( and optimizing Best Professional Standards) in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).
RCAM has absolutely no links whatsoever with any Royal Entity of Similar (or Presumed Similar) Nomenclature , Title , Calling , Being or Eminence.
RCAM is currently spearheading the Greatest Ever Fellowship Recruitment Drive in History.
Please kindly visit the Official RCAM Website at www.royalcam.org for more details.