Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | The QuackFather | Professor Joseph Obi

Open Message From Doctor Obi
(The QuackFather)

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This is to publicly confirm that Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has indeed cheekily adopted the (Equally Controversial) Alias of Quackfather.

Professor Obi personally chose the name himself , after reading (for the very first time) all of the Online Rubbish which a Racist Cabal of about 25000 Skeptic Bloggers were vituperatively posting about him on the Internet.


The cardinal aim (for now , at least) is therefore to sensationally turn the tables on such Obliviously Shameless Adversaries ; since they have seriously invested almost a decade of their Exceptionally Bitter Energies into creating the Utterly Ludicrous Myth that he is some sort of Alternative Medicine Mafia Boss.

Thankfully , our Quackfather Blog is now the Top Internet Source for all issues relating to Evidence Based Quack Medicine (EBQM) ; and Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi fundamentally aims to humbly keep it that way.


Please Kindly visit www.QuackFather.com ; for further details.


Thank You (once again) for your (Unending) Fabulous Support.


Dr Obi Loves You More !

Alternative Medicine | The War Continues | Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Marches On !

We are exceedingly pleased to publicly confirm (once again) that Royal College of Alternative Medicine Emeritus Provost , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , is to firmly continue to formidably serve as the Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign ; until further notice.

As previously stated on numerous occasions , please be duly reminded that the New Official Alternative Medicine Campaign Website Address is www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk.


www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk still has all of the previous information which was present on the Former Site.

Thank You.

Quack Medicine Awards | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | International News Update.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has warmly agreed to host the upcoming 2013 Quack Medicine Awards (aka the Quammies). . .

Additional Information will be publicly released soon.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackometer Scandal

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Quackometer Racism Blog Scandal

Coming Soon.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be publicly revealing exactly how Top Political Members of the Ousted UK Labour Party Government corruptly joined Forces with a Racist UK Quackometer Blog . . . in a Failed Attempt to shamelessly undermine Black British Voters.

Professor Joseph Obi

Secret Quackometer Funding Files

Coming Soon.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | RCAM | 2012 Alternative Medicine Speaking Schedule

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) will not be available for any additional Public Speaking Engagements till the Late Autumn of 2012 ; as his Touring Schedule for most of the Upcoming Year is now comprehensively booked.

Thank You.

Alternative Medicine Campaign UK (NHS)

Alternative Medicine Campaign UK (NHS).


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". . . Thank You (Holistic Comrades) for your Fabulous Support and Wonderful Love . . .

. . . We Did It . . .

. . . Together , We Decisively Clobbered The Skeptics . . ."


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Quackfather Joseph Chikelue Obi

RCAM | Publicity Bureau | Press Office

*Please be warmly reminded that the Official Website Address for the RCAM Publicity Bureau (International Press Office) is www.Commissioner.co.uk

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Executive Chairman & High Provost

Royal College of Alternative Medicine | News

*Please kindly be duly reminded that the Official Royal College of Alternative Medicine Website Address is www.RoyalCAM.org

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Emeritus RCAM Provost

Alternative Medicine Campaign | New Site.

*Please be (once again) duly reminded that the Official Alternative Medicine Campaign Website Address is www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Chief Political Strategist.

Professor Joseph Obi | Quack Medicine.

Controversial Alternative Medicine Doctor , Professor Joseph Obi , is quietly revising his brand new definition for the term Quack Medicine . . .

. . . More Information will be arriving shortly . . .

Dr Joseph Obi v The Quacktitioner Royal.

Alternative Medicine Clash of the Titans:

The Quacktitioner Royal (HRH The Crown Prince)

v

The Quacktitioner Regal (Dr Joseph Obi).


COMING SOON !!!

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackery Project.

Eminent Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , is currently working on a brand new definition for the term Quackery . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Words | Cheeky Little Online Compendium.

Eminent Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has officially completed the first section of his Online Compendium of Cheeky Little Quack Words.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackery Ball | RCAM | Annual Pompous Royal Fancy Dress Party.

Unflappable Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has graciously agreed to delightfully serve as Honorary Lord Chief Grand Patron of the Annual Royal Quackery (Fancy Dress) Ball.

*OFFICIAL DRESS CODE : PLEASE KINDLY SEEK INSPIRATION FROM THE PHOTO BELOW*

Joseph Chikelue Obi Mercilessly Thrashes The Quackometer . . . (Again !!!)

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has once again mercilessly thrashed the Quackometer . . .

More News will definitely be arriving shortly.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "Quack Medicine Is A Global Professional Endeavour . . ."

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Xmas Food For Thought.

"Quack Medicine is just as common in an Orthodox Clinical Setting as it is in an Alternative Medicine Environment.

The main difference is that Allopathic Quacks often tend to have an Accredited Medical Degree plus a Statutory Medical Practising License ; while their Holistic Fringe Healing Counterparts fundamentally do not possess any of the Aforementioned Major Qualifications.

Whatever the case , please be duly informed that over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine has absolutely No Solid Evidence Base whatsoever ; and as such is therefore (by Critical Default) fundamentally deemed to be nothing short of Unflappable Medical Quackery.

To put it bluntly : Almost Everyone is now a Potential Quack . . ."

Royal College of Alternative Medicine RCAM

*Kindly Remember to Fully Update your Bookmarks and Weblinks.

The Official RCAM (HQ) Website Address is www.RoyalCAM.org

The Official RCAM Press Office Address is www.Commissioner.co.uk

The Official Alternative Medicine Campaign Website Address is www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk.

The Official MLC Address is www.MedLC.org

After our Highly Successful Campaign in the UK , we discarded over 20 of the other Websites which were No Longer of any use to us.

Please also note that further to the raft of Incoming European Union Directives , it is hereby confirmed that the Alternative Medicine Campaign ,RCAM and the MLC are now effectively part of the International Clinical Movement for the Advancement of Preventive Medicine.

All European Holders of the DR(AM) Designation will now potentially be eligible to apply for Statutory Registration , via an exclusive arrangement with a Full Member State of the European Union.

As a result of this merger ; all DR(AM) Candidates will henceforth have to spend 3 Lunar Months (12 Weeks) Professionally working under the Direct Supervision of a Statutorily Registered (Fully Licensed) Medical Doctor.

Additional Information will be publicly released in due course.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Comprehensively Defeats The Skeptics ! | Prof Obi Wins Again.

Downing Street Alternative Medicine Petition : Final (Closing Results)

* Campaign to increase Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 1028 Signatures (Created by Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi)

* Campaign to decrease Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 43 Signatures (Created by an Arrogant Bunch of Skeptic Losers)

Verdict : Alternative Medicine Supporters currently outnumber Arrogant Skeptic Scientists ; by a Formidable Factor of (over) 20 to 1

Alternative Medicine Doctor Title | Dr(AM) | DR(AM) | Apply Early or Pay (More) Later !

Further to the recent announcement concerning the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Designation; which was recently Successfully Trademarked in all Countries throughout the European Union ; we wish to advise all Alternative Medicine Doctors (and Associated Professionals) wishing to Apply for the DR(AM) Title , to please kindly visit the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) - as soon as possible.

We remain Ethically (and Robustly) Confident that Licensed Holders of the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Designation should not be Significantly Affected (Financially) whenever New European Union Regulations formidably come into force in the Year 2011.

On January the 1st 2011 ; Appraisal Fees for the the DR(AM) Title will Automatically Triple.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine : Happy New Year ( 2010 ) From The First Family Of Health & Wellness !

Royal College of Alternative Medicine warmly wishes everybody an Absolutely Eclectic (and Prosperous) New Year.

Thank You for all of your Fabulous Support (so far) !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

FRCAM (Dublin) : 25% RCAM Scholarships

FRCAM(Dublin) : Important RCAM Update : Reduced (Partial) Scholarships of 25% are currently available to those facing Extreme Financial Difficulties.

FRCAM(Dublin) : 2010 Update [1] : RCAM

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly happy to announce arrival of the RCAM Supporters Membership Card ; for those who cannot currently afford the FRCAM(Dublin) Designation.

Candidates who do not presently meet FRCAM(Dublin) Criteria may also consider applying for the RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) Supporters Card.



Happy New Year and Very Best Wishes.


The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

FRCAM(Dublin) | 2010 Fees Increase

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is substantially increasing it's Fee for award of the FRCAM(Dublin) Designation ; during the year 2010.

Further Information , in relation to RCAM's Updated FRCAM(Dublin) Criteria, will be released shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) : 2010 Speaking Tour Update

Please be formally reminded that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) will not be available for any additional Public Speaking Engagements till the Summer of 2010 ; as his Touring Schedule for the Spring Season is now comprehensively booked.

Thank You.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Officially Updates It's FRCAM(Dublin) Professional Designation Criteria

We can confirm that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is currently updating it's Fellowship Criteria for award of the FRCAM(Dublin) Designation.

Please kindly visit the RCAM Publicity Unit ; for further details.

FRCAM (Dublin) : Meaning of the RCAM Professional Suffix Designation

FRCAM(Dublin) : Fellow , Royal College of Alternative Medicine (Dublin)

Alternative Medicine College : Christmas 2009 : RCAM Partial Scholarship Awards Programme (Fee Reduction).

RCAM International RCAM Press Release :

We are pleased to announce that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) is temporarily offering Reduced Online Fellowship Appraisal Fees to FRCAM(Dublin) Applicants or Candidates who permanently work and officially reside in any (or either) of the following Developing Countries , Nations and States :



* Afghanistan * Albania * Algeria * Angola * Antigua * Argentina * Armenia * Azerbaijan * Bangladesh * Barbados * Barbuda * Belarus * Belize * Bhutan * Bolivia * Bosnia-Herzegovina * Botswana * Brazil * Bulgaria * Burkina Faso * Burundi * Cambodia * Cameroon * Central African Republic * Chad * Chile * Colombia * Comoros Islands * Costa Rica * Croatia * Cuba * Czech Rep * Democratic Republic of Congo * Djibouti * Dominica * Dominican Republic * East Timor * Ecuador * Egypt * El Salvador * Equatorial Guinea * Eritrea * Estonia * Ethiopia * Fiji Islands * Gabon * Gambia * Ghana * Grenada * Guatemala * Guinea-Bissau * Guyana * Haiti * Honduras * Hungary * India * Indonesia * Iran * Iraq * Ivory Coast * Jamaica * Jordan * Kazakhstan * Kenya * Kiribati * Kyrgyzstan * Laos * Latvia * Lebanon * Lesotho * Liberia * Libya * Lithuania * Madagascar * Malawi * Malaysia * Maldives * Mali * Marshall Islands * Mauritania * Mauritius * Mexico * Micronesia, Fed. Sts * Moldova * Mongolia * Morocco * Mozambique * Myanmar * Namibia * Nepal * Nicaragua * Niger * Nigeria * North Korea * Oman * Pakistan * Palau * Panama * Papua New Guinea * Paraguay * People's Republic of Benin * People's Republic of China * People's Republic of Congo * Peru * Philippines * Poland * Republic of Cape Verde * Republic of Georgia * Republic of Macedonia * Republic of Yemen * Romania * Russia * Rwanda * Saint Kitts * Saint Vincent * Saint Lucia * Sao Tome & Principe * Saudi Arabia * Senegal * Serbia and Montenegro * Seychelles * Sierra Leone * Slovak Rep * South Africa * Solomon Islands * Somalia * Sri-Lanka * Sudan * Suriname * Swaziland * Syria * Tajikistan * Tanzania * Thailand * Togo * Tonga * Trinidad & Tobago * Tunisia * Turkey * Turkmenistan * Uganda * Ukraine * Uruguay * Uzbekistan * Vanuatu * Venezuela * Vietnam * West Samoa * Zambia * Zimbabwe


Potential Candidates must comprehensively apply using the Detailed Contact Form on the Official RCAM Website at www.ClinicalSchool.org


Evidence of Permanent Residency will be required , to avail of such a landmark bonus.

Please kindly feel perfectly free to privately contact RCAM , if you ethically feel that we may have erroneously failed to list your Country in the RCAM Reduced Fees Programme.

Thank You very much for your continued encouragement and wonderful support.

We warmly await your RCAM Fellowship Application.

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Professor Joseph Obi | Free Alternative Medicine Public Lecture Series (RCAM)

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that the Rt Hon Emeritus International Visiting Professor of Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM), Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi, has just completed his October 2009 Online Alternative Medicine Lecture Series.

All Lectures are publicly posted on the Alternative Medicine Campaign Blog (formerly known as the Alternative Medicine Doctor Blog) at www.alternativemedicine.me.uk.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi's Public Lecture Schedule for next month (November 2009) will appropriately be made available shortly.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Unashamedly Launches His ( 2014 ) Euro MP Candidacy !

We can confirm that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi will be officially contesting for a European Parliamentary (MEP) Seat in 2014.

Please kindly visit the Official EU Candidacy Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Obi at www.obi-1.com - for further details.

RCAM Injects Ten Million ( 10, 000 , 000 ) Partial Scholarship Awards Into The Global Alternative Medicine Training Market . . .

RCAM International Press Release :

We are pleased to announce that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) is now offering Reduced Online Fellowship Appraisal Fees to FRCAM(Dublin) Applicants or Candidates who permanently work and officially reside in any (or either) of the following Developing Countries , Nations and States :



* Afghanistan * Albania * Algeria * Angola * Antigua * Argentina * Armenia * Azerbaijan * Bangladesh * Barbados * Barbuda * Belarus * Belize * Bhutan * Bolivia * Bosnia-Herzegovina * Botswana * Brazil * Bulgaria * Burkina Faso * Burundi * Cambodia * Cameroon * Central African Republic * Chad * Chile * Colombia * Comoros Islands * Costa Rica * Croatia * Cuba * Czech Rep * Democratic Republic of Congo * Djibouti * Dominica * Dominican Republic * East Timor * Ecuador * Egypt * El Salvador * Equatorial Guinea * Eritrea * Estonia * Ethiopia * Fiji Islands * Gabon * Gambia * Ghana * Grenada * Guatemala * Guinea-Bissau * Guyana * Haiti * Honduras * Hungary * India * Indonesia * Iran * Iraq * Ivory Coast * Jamaica * Jordan * Kazakhstan * Kenya * Kiribati * Kyrgyzstan * Laos * Latvia * Lebanon * Lesotho * Liberia * Libya * Lithuania * Madagascar * Malawi * Malaysia * Maldives * Mali * Marshall Islands * Mauritania * Mauritius * Mexico * Micronesia, Fed. Sts * Moldova * Mongolia * Morocco * Mozambique * Myanmar * Namibia * Nepal * Nicaragua * Niger * Nigeria * North Korea * Oman * Pakistan * Palau * Panama * Papua New Guinea * Paraguay * People's Republic of Benin * People's Republic of China * People's Republic of Congo * Peru * Philippines * Poland * Republic of Cape Verde * Republic of Georgia * Republic of Macedonia * Republic of Yemen * Romania * Russia * Rwanda * Saint Kitts * Saint Vincent * Saint Lucia * Sao Tome & Principe * Saudi Arabia * Senegal * Serbia and Montenegro * Seychelles * Sierra Leone * Slovak Rep * South Africa * Solomon Islands * Somalia * Sri-Lanka * Sudan * Suriname * Swaziland * Syria * Tajikistan * Tanzania * Thailand * Togo * Tonga * Trinidad & Tobago * Tunisia * Turkey * Turkmenistan * Uganda * Ukraine * Uruguay * Uzbekistan * Vanuatu * Venezuela * Vietnam * West Samoa * Zambia * Zimbabwe


Potential Candidates must comprehensively apply using the Detailed Contact Form on the Official RCAM Website at www.royalcam.org


Evidence of Permanent Residency will be required , to avail of such a landmark bonus.

Please kindly feel perfectly free to privately contact RCAM , if you ethically feel that we may have erroneously failed to list your Country in the RCAM Reduced Fees Programme.

Thank You very much for your continued encouragement and wonderful support.

We warmly await your RCAM Fellowship Application.

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

*His Excellency the President of Gambia , Professor (Dr) Yahya Jammeh DCL FRCAM(Dublin), publicly accepting his RCAM Fellowship Certificate from a Highly Distinguished Representative of the Eminent RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; at State House , Banjul , The Gambia , West Africa , in April 2007.

RCAM : Provost's 40th Birthday Update

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly pleased to confirm that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of the Rt Hon RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , are now entering their Second Eclectic Phase.

All those who have already fully signed up to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme will soon be duly entitled to a far much wider ethical range of Potential Networking Benefits.

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Maverickly Crushes His Critics | "They Have Achieved Nothing."

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend , the Rt Hon Laird Provost (of RCAM) triumphantly quipped :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.

They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.

These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "

Alternative Medicine Courses | Options for CAM Colleges , Schools and Institutions.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) currently has Bulk (Capitation) Payment Options available for those Schools (or Colleges) wishing to deliver various Approved RCAM Courses.


Please kindly contact RCAM , for further information about our Alternative Medicine Courses Administration Programme .

Thank You.

Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Alternative Medicine Course Licensing Programme | Run Your Own RCAM Courses

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) currently has Specifically Tailored-Options available for those Schools (or Colleges) wishing to deliver various Approved RCAM Courses.


Please kindly contact RCAM , for further information about our Alternative Medicine Course Licensing Programme .

Thank You.

Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Alternative Medicine Schools Support System | Easy RCAM Bulk Registration

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) currently has various Easy Payment Options available for those Schools (or Colleges) wishing to engage in Bulk Registration of their Candidates as either Fellows , Members or Associates of RCAM.


Please kindly contact RCAM , for further information about our Alternative Medicine Schools Support System.

Thank You.

Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Alternative Medicine Colleges Network

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) is currently collaborating with a wide range of Reputable International Colleges which have an established interest in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).


Please kindly contact RCAM , for further information about our Alternative Medicine Colleges Network.

Thank You.

Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Alternative Medicine School Network

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) is currently collaborating with a wide range of Reputable International Schools which already have an established interest in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).


Please kindly contact RCAM , for further information about our Alternative Medicine School Network.

Thank You.

Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Alternative Medicine College | RCAM Easy Payment Options | Subscription Fees

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) currently has various Easy Payment Options available for those wishing to become Fellows , Members or Associates.


Please kindly contact RCAM , for further information about our Alternative Medicine College Support System.

Thank You.

Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Joseph Chikelue Obi | About The Rt Hon RCAM Provost | Key Biographical Facts

*About Joseph Chikelue Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.royalcam.org or www.lulu.com/spotlight/obi for more details about what he is into.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : 2009 Lectures

The Rt Hon Emeritus International Visiting Professor of Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will soon commence his 2009 Alternative Medicine Lecture Series.

Professor Obi's Public Lecture Schedule for the next 8 months will appropriately be made available quite shortly.

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Obi Becomes A Scottish Laird . . .

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel


It is announced that The Rt Hon RCAM Provost Dr Joseph Obi was recently officially confirmed as the First-Ever Black British Alternative Medicine Doctor to be formally elevated to the Hereditary Scottish Gentry.

Professor Obi is to henceforth be formally styled as : The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel

Royal College of Alternative Medicine | The Rt Hon RCAM Provost | CEO Professional Honorific Change | Public Reminder

This is to politely remind the General Public that , on the 31st of December 2008 , the Professional Honorific of the Provost of RCAM formally changed from the Most Distinguished RCAM Provost to the Rt Hon RCAM Provost.

Please kindly update your records accordingly.

Thank You.


Royal College of Alternative Medicine

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ 40th Birthday Party ¦ Music Video Archive ¦ Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey - When You Believe !

Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey - When You Believe

*This Video was ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Alternative Medicine College ¦ Save US$7000 With RCAM ! ¦ Provost Joseph Chikelue Obi 40th Birthday Celebrations

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly pleased to confirm that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of the Most Distinguished RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will eclectically commence on the 24th of December 2008 and end on the 24th of December 2009.

All those who fully sign up to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme before the 31st of December 2008 will receive a €5000 ( Five Thousand Euros or approximately US$7000 ) Reduction in their RCAM Fellowship Fee.

This offer expires at 12 Midnight GMT on the 31st of December 2008; and is only available to Members of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ RCAM Speaking Tour ¦ UK 2009

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has warmly announced the following Provisional UK Tour Dates for 2009:

January 2009 : London

February 2009 : Birmingham

March 2009 : Manchester

April 2009 : Aberdeen

May 2009 : Brighton

June 2009 : Durham

July 2009 : Liverpool

August 2009 : Cardiff

September 2009 : Southampton

October 2009 : Newcastle

November 2009 : Glasgow

December 2009 : Belfast


Further details are available upon formal written request.

This schedule does not include International Appointments (which are due to be announced later).

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ RCAM Provost ¦ 40th Birthday Celebrations

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is exceedingly pleased to announce that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of the Most Distinguished RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will eclectically commence on the 24th of December 2008 and end on the 24th of December 2009.

RCAM will be ethically celebrating the 40th Birthday of Professor Obi with various Professional Initiatives ; which will be totally exclusive to those who sign up for the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.

Please kindly visit the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme; for further details.

Thank You.

DR(AM) ¦ The Alternative Medicine Professional Prefix Title Designation *

Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation : DR(AM)

I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the Brand New Alternative Professional Prefix Title Designation is : DR(AM)

The DR(AM) Prefix is currently exclusively available to those who are Fellows of RCAM.

RCAM Fellowship Fees will be substantially increasing on the 1st of January 2009 ; to ethically reflect the highly gracious utility thereof.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM (Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer

Royal College of Alternative Medicine

RCAM Introduces 'No Frills' Professional Empowerment Programme

Now that the Long-Awaited Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation has finally arrived , RCAM is exceedingly pleased to announce the Introduction of a (Recession-Proof) 'No Frills' Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) , which is ethically targeted at those Alternative Medicine Professionals who are currently not in a position to afford Fellowship of RCAM (and the Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation).

The 7 Key Benefits of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)

* An Official RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) ID Card

* Ethical Access to the RCAM LinkedIn Group Networking Forum

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Fellowship and other Designation (Upgrade) Fees

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Conferences and Training Initiatives

* 5% (Five Percent) Discount off All Future RCAM Seminars and Wellness Consultations

* Unlimited RCAM Income Generation Opportunities

* (Life-Long) RCAM Continuing Professional Mentorship


Please carefully note that :

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are not entitled to represent themselves as Fellows of RCAM.

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) are also not entitled to use the Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Designation or the RCAM Fellowship Suffix Designation .

* Ordinary Subscribers to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) will not receive any Formal RCAM Certificate ; as their ID Card appropriately confirms their Status


To ethically reward those who are currently Active Participants of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Networking Group , the following Sliding Scale Fee Structure will be in operation for Subcribers to the Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP).


*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 26th of October 2008 and the 31st of October 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €299 ( Two Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of November 2008 and the 31st of December 2008 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €499 ( Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2009 and the 31st of December 2009 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €999 ( Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2010 and the 31st of December 2010 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1499 ( One Thousand, Four Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )

*Those who Ordinarily Subscribe between the 1st of January 2011 and the 31st of December 2011 will Pay a One-Off (Non-Refundable) Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP)Subscription Fee of €1999 ( One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Euros )


How to make your RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme (PEP) Payment :

* First Join the RCAM LinkedIn Network (Click Here)

* Make sure that you fully complete your LinkedIn Profile and upload a Clear Photograph (which will be used for your RCAM ID Card).

*After completing your Linkedin Profile , please Kindly Click Here to send us an online message , making sure that you state that you belong to our RCAM LinkedIn Network - so that you can additionally obtain your 5% (Five Percent) Discount !

*You will then be emailed an Electronic Invoice , after we have checked your LinkedIn Profile via our LinkedIn Group.

*You must ensure that you settle your Invoice Immediately to avoid Late Payment Fees.

*Your RCAM ID Card should then arrive within 6 Weeks of Payment.

Do not hesitate to Contact RCAM Directly , if ever you have any further Queries.

Thank You.

RCAM International Press Office.

RCAM CEO Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi postpones his Part-Time LLD Study Course after hundreds of Enquiries about the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Title !

*INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE ::: FOR IMMEDIATE GLOBAL SYNDICATION


It is publicly announced that the Distinguished RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has , (with immediate effect) , formally postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.

Further details will be arriving shortly.


*END OF SYNDICATED PRESS RELEASE :::::::::::::::::::::::::

RCAM CEO Joseph Chikelue Obi : " The Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Has Finally Arrived "

Re : Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation

I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the (long-awaited) Brand New Alternative Professional Prefix Title Designation is now officially available for Lifelong Subscription.

For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not (in any way) be considered for this Landmark International Prefix ; until they have comprehensively completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

It is therefore fundamentally imperative that all Potential Applicants for the Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation , urgently complete their RCAM Fellowship Applications without any further delay ; as we will soon be substantially increasing the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee , to appropriately reflect (both) it's Limitless Professional Value plus it's Ultimate Commercial Utility.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM (Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer

Royal College of Alternative Medicine

RCAM CEO Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically denies dying in Monaco . . .

To Whom It May Concern :

* I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'Untimely Death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; which was supposed to have swiftly occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Arrant Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing.

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

RCAM Convenes Online Alternative Medicine Debate

We are exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that RCAM is currently hosting an International Alternative Medicine Debate.

All Interested Participants ahould please kindly Click Here to visit the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Online Discussion Forum .

Thank You.

RCAM Publicity Unit.

RCAM Launches FRCAM(Dublin) Fellowship Payment Plan

Thanks to the worsening Global Economic Crisis and Fiscal Recession , it is hereby confirmed that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to temporarily accept Instalmental Payment Options from those RCAM Fellowship Applicants who are facing Severe Financial Hardship.

All Affected Applicants should please kindly contact RCAM , for further details.

Thank You.

RCAM Publicity Unit.

RCAM CEO Joseph Chikelue Obi appointed to Top International Post . . .

FOR IMMEDIATE GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION:

It is announced that the Distinguished Royal College of Alternative Medicine Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin), has officially agreed to serve as the first ever Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission.

The MLC Appointment will not affect his current RCAM Role.

PRESS RELEASE ENDS.

RCAM Alternative Medicine College Fellowship : 4th Anniversary Awards - August 2008

Royal College of Alternative Medicine is celebrating it's Fourth Corporate Anniversary by awarding 400 ( Four Hundred ) International RCAM Fellowship Candidates a 40% (Fourty Percent) Reduction in their RCAM Fellowship Fee.

To qualify for this Fourth Anniversary Reduction , all interested International Applicants must fully complete all of of their appropriate RCAM Fellowship Appraisal Formalities before 8 am (GMT) on the 8th of August 2008.


Thank You.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) - 4th Anniversary Prayer (August 2008)

May Our Good Great God bountifully continue to grant RCAM the perpetual professional serenity to humbly accept those things which it cannot change ; the fiery moral courage to eclectically change all the things that it possibly can ; and the profound regulatory wisdom to fundamentally decipher the difference.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin)
The Most Distinguished Provost , Royal College of Alternative Medicine .

Self Care with Professor Obi - 2009 Edition

RCAM is exceeding pleased to announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate download.

All interested readers should please kindly visit www.lulu.com/spotlight/obi for further information.

Thank You.

RCAM Alternative Medicine College To Introduce New Professional Title For Alternative Medicine Doctors

A Brand New Professional Designation for Alternative Medicine Doctors will globally be available with effect from Easter 2009.

Those interested in acquiring such a Title should expediently visit RCAM to duly process their RCAM Fellowship Status.

This Exclusive Professional Designation will initially be reserved (free of charge) for those Alternative Medicine Doctors who are already Fellows of Good Standing with RCAM.

Please be advised that , with effect from Easter 2010 , any Prospective Candidate for the said Designation must have been Fellow of Good Standing with RCAM for at least 2 (Two) Years - and might also be compulsorily required to attend a Face-to-Face Interview in either Europe , Asia , Africa or the USA.

A Substantial Discretionary Fee will also apply (in addition to the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee) ; for those wishing to present themselves anytime after Easter 2010.

Alternative Medicine College RCAM To Endorse Own Range Of Clinical Products

Royal College of Alternative Medicine has just concluded preliminary discussions relating to the marketing of it's very own range of Healthcare Products , thus making it the very first Evidence Based Alternative Medicine College to formidably enter the Endorsements Market on an Unprecedented International Scale.

It is humbly envisaged that the Royal College of Alternative Medicine Trademark will also be ethically appearing on a wide range of Electronic Wellness Goods and Software ; sometime before the end of the year.

All interested Global Entrepreneurs should kindly contact the RCAM CEO via the RCAM International Press Office.

Alternative Medicine College RCAM Heads For Second Straight Year Of Commercial Profit

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is now set to surpass last year's profit by a relatively comfortable margin.

Speaking during an Alternative Medicine Seminar in Belfast on his return from an extended Mediterranean Holiday , the Distinguished RCAM Provost, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically stated:

" The current strategy of RCAM to totally outsource all of it's operations is now beginning to pay off - and we will continue to hire out office space on an hourly basis irrespective of whether some Naughty Newspapers still seem to be wondering whether we actually exist or not.

Last Year (despite every grotesquely racist attack on us), Royal College of Alternative Medicine defiantly reached Commercial Profitability and proudly paid Proportionately Substantial Corporate Taxes to Government Coffers - and by the supreme grace of God we are hopefully set to double our humble profits this year , before ethically moving our precious income streams to an exceedingly gracious offshore jurisdiction , just like Mr Anthony O'Reilly , the infallible owner of the Independent Newspaper Publishing Group.

That being said , our Baseline Carbon Footprint and Green House Gas Emissions are almost negligible, thus making RCAM one of the most environmentally friendly professional organizations on the Planet ".

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) to become an Offshore Organization

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) has officially commenced various logistics which would lawfully see it being transformed into an International Offshore Trust Entity.

This will effectively thus see all RCAM Applications and Payments being processed centrally in an International Offshore Jurisdiction.


RCAM would like to use this warm opportunity to profusely thank our Former Business Associates for all of their wonderful help.


Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer

Royal College of Alternative Medicine.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine - Press Statement

"Over the past few years , RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) has quietly had to ethically tolerate more than it's own fair share of wantonly unsubstantiated highly defamatory material liberally disseminated about it.

It is also very important to note that (despite RCAM's consistent vindication in every single area of such frivolous reports), absolutely none of these Media Outlets has morally found it appropriate to issue either public retractions or private apologies as soon as it miraculously dawned upon them that they had made the biggest goofs (not scoops) of the respective years in question.

RCAM would therefore like to publicly appeal to all Media Organizations to ethically realize that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is both a Statutorily Registered Trademark and a Legally Registered Entity. The FRCAM (Dublin) designation is also fully protected by Statute.

Should any Media Organization have any queries whatsoever about RCAM, then the best way to send them to us before publication is via our online Contact Form (available 24 hours a day at www.ClinicalSchool.org ), which also enables us to keep a permanent lawful record of such noble enquiries.

The Media is also hereby alerted of a certain class of Clientelle who seem to be exceedingly eager to sell utterly grandiose stories to the Global Press , rather than settle their outstanding debts and invoices. The Media must diligently ask for such RCAM e-mails directly from their Reliable Sources, and also be 100% sure of what they intend to publish , before they go ahead and publish it . The same goes for Search Engines too.

Although RCAM has temporarily overlooked such a serious avalanche of defamatory offences against us up till now , we still strongly reserve the right to fiscally hold all of the various Media Organizations themselves fully liable for their actions ; as we have now come to the extremely wise conclusion that these Media Outlets are in a far better position to promptly pay us appropriate compensation for any untoward besmirchment thereof ".

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)

RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is an Officially Registered , IDPO Partnered , Independent, Regulatory, Training and Empowerment Body for Qualified Wellness Consultants and their Associates from all over the world ; which solely aims to Protect the Public ; by raising Ethical Awareness ( and optimizing Best Professional Standards) in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).

RCAM has absolutely no links whatsoever with any Royal Entity of Similar (or Presumed Similar) Nomenclature , Title , Calling , Being or Eminence.

RCAM is currently spearheading the Greatest Ever Fellowship Recruitment Drive in History.

Please kindly visit the Official RCAM Website at www.royalcam.org for more details.